Ducks, Hats, and Dangerous Conspiracies

Yesterday was April Fool’s Day – AKA the day when you must question EVERYTHING – and KingsIsle made sure to have some fun with it!

Rub-A-Dub-Dub

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What’s squeaky, shiny, and instantly adorable? The new Rubber Ducky mount of course! The Rubber Ducky mount hops when you move around and squeaks with every jump. The idle animation has your wizard doing what I think is the chicken dance. If you want to make bath time or questing time more fun, be sure to pick up this mount in the Crown Shop for 3,750 crowns before April 5th at 11:59 PM CDT.

Protect Yourself!

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Danger is everywhere, which means you shouldn’t be caught without a Helm of Ultimate Protection! To get this protective necessity, you can redeem the code besthatever until April 5th at 11:59 PM CDT.

For those who might not be aware, KingsIsle’s April Fool’s hat is playing off the popular belief that tin foil hats protect the brain from mind control, mind reading, and electromagnetic fields. People who wear tin foil hats are also typically known to believe in conspiracies …

ILLUMINATI?!

The Spiral’s Many Conspiracies

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Throughout April Fool’s Day, KingsIsle released some of the Spiral’s most mysterious conspiracies on Twitter. Are you a believer?

  • #15 – Avery is actually your father
  • #28 – Falmea is actually Ambrose’s daughter
  • #55 – Moolinda Wu killed Sylvia Drake to take her job
  • #81 – Gobblerton is the next world
  • #101 – Old Cob is actually Merle Ambrose

I believe!!!!

The Rubber Ducky Song

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The first thing I thought of when I saw the new mount was the Rubber Duckie song from Sesame Street. To have some fun, I decided to make my own Spiral version. Enjoy!

Rubber Ducky, you’re the one,

You make the Spiral lots of fun,

Rubber Ducky, I fight evil with you.

(Oh oh oh)

Rubber Ducky, not just a toy,

You help me uncover all the ploys,

Rubber Ducky, you’re my very best ally, it’s true!

Oh, every day when I,

Make my way to my bank,

I find a lil’ mount who’s,

Cute and yellow and loves to prank!

(rub-a-dub-a-dubby)

Rubber Ducky, you make me smile,

And not just for a little while,

Rubber Ducky, I love you.

Oh, every day when I,

Make my way to my bank,

I find a lil’ mount who’s,

Cute and yellow and loves to prank!

(rub-a-dub-a-dubby)

Rubber Ducky, you make me complete,

Fighting enemies on every street,

Rubber Ducky, I fight evil with –

Rubber Ducky, I couldn’t do it without –

Rubber Ducky, I would NEVER do it without you.

I hope you all had a fantastic April Fool’s Day!

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