BREAKING NEWS: It appears evil vegetables – I repeat- evil vegetables have overrun the Spiral Yearbook Committee! As a result, some pages of the unreleased book have been discovered and picked up by numerous wizards across the city. I don’t think anybody would mind if we took a quick peek at the superlatives, would they?
Best Dressed – The Professor
The Professor knows how to travel the spiral in style! He has the perfect mix of professional, casual, and mysterious!
Best Eye(s) – Bartleby
One eye can see into the future, the other into the past. One may be missing for now, but can your eyes do that?
Most Spirited- Professor Greyrose
Professor Greyrose is always looking to see her students succeed. Furthermore, she is a member of the Council of Light which shows her dedication to the forces of good.
Most Dramatic – Merle Ambrose
Our sources tell us that Ambrose has been sending “urgent” messages to wizards all over the Spiral. When they reach him however, they find out that he has nothing to say.
Teacher’s Pet – Nolan Stormgate
Nolan Stormgate aims to please his professor, Cyrus Drake, at all costs. This was most evident when multiple students were kidnapped on Cyclops Lane.
Best Laugh – Elik Silverfist
We love walking into the bazaar to see Elik’s signature laugh. It puts a smile on our faces each and every time!
Most Goofy – Dworgyn
Nobody knows how long it was before Dworgyn finally realized that he wasn’t in Ravenwood anymore. He certainly is a free spirit, and we love him all the more for it.
Best Dancer – Cipactli
Cipactli’s dance moves? They’re to die for! Just watch your step though…you wouldn’t want to do anything wrong now, would you?
Most Musically Inclined – Morganthe
Morganthe was fixated on making a horn call and singing the Song of Creation. Maybe it didn’t go exactly like that, but she definitely has the musical genes in her!
Most Confused – Tse-Tse Snaketail
Zebra or Greyhorn? Zebra or Greyhorn?
Most Likely to Travel the World – Prospector Zeke
We think this one is self explanatory.
Most Dependable – Grandmother Raven
Grandmother Raven guides all of us in the right direction. She is always there for us, even when we feel alone.
Most Changed – King Artorius
King Artorius certainly went through a horrific ordeal when the Horned Crown was placed upon him. It changed him completely and made him a monster. Thankfully, the King is back to his original form, but we’re sure his experiences as the Pendragon will never be forgotten in his mind.
Cutest Couple – Malistaire and Sylvia Drake
Malistaire and Sylvia show us all just how deep love can run. Although what Malistaire did to reunite with Sylvia was terrible, it was out of love. Not many others would go to the lengths he did to get their loved ones back. We have to give him some credit, right?!
Most Likely to Take Over the World – Old Cob
Old Cob is a mysterious figure. Not much is known about him at the moment, but we do have an eye on him. We predict trouble is afoot.
Do you agree with the Yearbook Committee’s superlatives? Let me know in the comments!